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UNREAD_POSTPosted: September 24th, 2008, 10:50 pm 
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A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman.
The first thing he notices about her though, are her pants. They were
skin-tight, high-waisted and had no obvious mechanism (zipper, buttons or
velcro) for opening them.
After several minutes of puzzling over how she got the pants up over her
hips, he finally worked up the nerve to ask her.
"Excuse me miss, but how do you get into your pants?"
"Well," she replied, "you can start by buying me a drink."


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 Post subject: Re: Pants
UNREAD_POSTPosted: September 25th, 2008, 3:01 pm 
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He might find out the answer !!! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Pants
UNREAD_POSTPosted: September 25th, 2008, 3:50 pm 
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Why doesn't that ever happen to me :?: :D


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 Post subject: Re: Pants
UNREAD_POSTPosted: September 25th, 2008, 5:19 pm 
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Wrong place, wrong time !!!! :D :D

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UNREAD_POSTPosted: September 25th, 2008, 6:03 pm 
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Guess I'll have to create more opportunities :shock:


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UNREAD_POSTPosted: September 25th, 2008, 8:45 pm 
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Sounds good to me !!!! :D :D

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UNREAD_POSTPosted: September 25th, 2008, 9:14 pm 
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Will get to celebration tomorrow long before MisT :D


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