A good one that was sent to me by someone I don't know,but it was still pretty funny,so I had to share it.
Just DaveA police officer stops a biker for speeding,and upon questioning him,the officer asked him what his name was.
The man replied "Dave".
"Dave what?" the officer asked him.
"Just Dave" the man answered.
The officer thought he had a nutcase on his hands,but decided to play along with the routine,and asked him how he came to be known as just "Dave".
The biker replied "It is a long story,officer,but just hear me out.I was born Dave Johnson,and from an early age I wanted to be a doctor,so I went to med school and eventually became a doctor.I was now known as Dave Johnson,MD.
After a while I decided that I needed a change,so I decided to become a dentist.After graduating dental school,I was now known as Dave Johnson,MD,DDS.
I got bored with dentistry and started fooling around with my secretary,and she gave me VD,so now I was known as Dave Johnson,MD,DDS,with VD.
Both the AMA and the ADA found out about my VD,and took away my credentials to practice,so now I was known as Dave Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson,so now I am known by just "Dave".
The officer walked away laughing.
