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Post subject: The Coffee Shop...................  Posted: October 28th, 2008, 3:49 pm |
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A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and
asked, 'Is that Jesus sitting over there?' The waitress nodded 'yes,' so the
Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled
over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot
tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus over
there?' The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of
hot tea, 'My treat.' The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, 'Hey there, honey! How's about
gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light!' He, too, looked across the restaurant
and asked, 'Is tha t God's boy over there?' The waitress once more nodded, so
the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. 'On my bill,' he
said. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said,
'For your kindness, you are healed.' The Republican felt the strength come back
into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, 'For your kindness,
you are healed.' The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised
his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled,
'Don't touch me! I'm collecting disability.'
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Cobra
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Post subject: Re: The Coffee Shop................... Posted: October 28th, 2008, 5:01 pm |
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LMAO,,,, that was great !!!! 
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