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Post subject: rember when?  Posted: November 19th, 2008, 7:02 pm |
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The Bachelor Diet
MONDAY Breakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth.
Lunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" - those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. Also order French fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of Maalox.
Afternoon Snack - Drink the Maalox.
Dinner - Six pack of beer and Kentucky fried chicken three-piece Dinner, don't eat the coleslaw.
TUESDAY Breakfast - Eat the coleslaw.
Lunch - Go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea.
Dinner - Four tacos and a pitcher of Sangria at El Flasho's.
WEDNESDAY Breakfast - Jaws couldn't eat Breakfast after a night at El Flasho's.
Lunch - Rolaids and a coke.
Dinner - Drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps.
THURSDAY Breakfast - Order out for pizza.
Lunch - Your secretary is out sick, check Mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers.
Dinner - Go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives.
FRIDAY Breakfast - Eggs, sausage, and an English muffin at McDonalds. Eat the Styrofoam plate and leave the food. It tastes better and it's better for you.
Lunch - Skip Lunch, Fridays are murder.
Dinner - Steak, well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. Don't eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus.
SATURDAY Breakfast - Sleep through it.
Lunch - Ditto.
Dinner - Steak, Well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. Don't eat the Brussel Sprouts. Take them home and plant them in a hanging basket.
SUNDAY Breakfast - Three Bloody Mary's and half a Twinkie.
Lunch - Eat Lunch? And waste a good buzz? Don't eat Lunch.
Dinner - Chicken noodle soup. Call home and ask about renting your old room.
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Post subject: Re: rember when? Posted: November 19th, 2008, 7:12 pm |
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Rolaids and a coke. "Never" !!!!!! 
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Post subject: Re: rember when? Posted: November 19th, 2008, 7:16 pm |
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Yeah, right. Just never had the secretary when you were single
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Post subject: Re: rember when? Posted: November 19th, 2008, 7:18 pm |
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Sure did,,,,, !!!!
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Post subject: Re: rember when? Posted: November 19th, 2008, 10:42 pm |
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Wow, right to the good stuff
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Post subject: Re: rember when? Posted: November 20th, 2008, 6:32 pm |
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No need to waste time !!!!!
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Post subject: Re: rember when? Posted: November 20th, 2008, 7:49 pm |
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Post subject: Re: rember when? Posted: November 20th, 2008, 9:53 pm |
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Post subject: Re: rember when? Posted: November 20th, 2008, 9:55 pm |
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