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Post subject: The Rancher and the Doctor  Posted: November 9th, 2008, 7:07 pm |
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle' was. The
old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb asses put him up there to begin with.'
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Post subject: Re: The Rancher and the Doctor Posted: November 9th, 2008, 9:03 pm |
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A classic,,,, !!!!!! 
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Post subject: Re: The Rancher and the Doctor Posted: November 9th, 2008, 11:43 pm |
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The comic strip Non Sequitor had a post turtle theme today...odd.
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Post subject: Re: The Rancher and the Doctor Posted: November 10th, 2008, 9:51 am |
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Might be going around,,, !!!!!
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Post subject: Re: The Rancher and the Doctor Posted: November 10th, 2008, 7:46 pm |
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With lots of rain, they don't need help to get there
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Post subject: Re: The Rancher and the Doctor Posted: November 10th, 2008, 9:23 pm |
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Thats true,, saving on energy !!!!!
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Post subject: Re: The Rancher and the Doctor Posted: November 10th, 2008, 9:24 pm |
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Like the salmon around here lately
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Post subject: Re: The Rancher and the Doctor Posted: November 10th, 2008, 9:30 pm |
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Good eating,,, !!!!
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Post subject: Re: The Rancher and the Doctor Posted: November 10th, 2008, 9:32 pm |
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Very good, especially when they are fresh like here most of the year. Cooked on an alder plank gives it a great flavor, our favorite
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Post subject: Re: The Rancher and the Doctor Posted: November 10th, 2008, 9:33 pm |
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Sounds pretty good !!!!
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