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Post subject: Tiger and the Pope  Posted: March 30th, 2010, 3:22 pm |
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The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger to Heaven.
The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork the clerk admits that there is an error.
"However", the clerk explains, "it will be 24 hours
before it can be rectified".
Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a chat.
Pope: "Sorry about the mix up"
Tiger: "No problem"
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that"
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day late"
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Cheers,
Tom
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JJBECK72
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Post subject: Re: Tiger and the Pope Posted: March 31st, 2010, 9:22 am |
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LOL......That Tiger......he bad. 
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