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RoyMcavoy
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Post subject: Tiger humor!!!!!  Posted: December 3rd, 2009, 11:17 am |
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1. Tiger Woods is so rich he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
2. What's the difference between a car & a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
3. Tiger wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
4. What were Tiger & his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went ...clubbing.
5. Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant & a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood & an iron.
6. Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
7. This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards.
8. Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
9. After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
10. Apparently..., the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger humor!!!!! Posted: December 3rd, 2009, 11:22 am |
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I like number 10. 
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Post subject: Re: Tiger humor!!!!! Posted: December 5th, 2009, 12:09 pm |
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Tiger Woods has changed his name to Cheetah Woods. 
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Post subject: Re: Tiger humor!!!!! Posted: December 5th, 2009, 3:06 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Tiger humor!!!!! Posted: December 6th, 2009, 8:49 am |
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All of them were great Roy,,, 
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Post subject: Re: Tiger humor!!!!! Posted: December 6th, 2009, 9:28 am |
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FEWPARZ wrote: Tiger Woods has changed his name to Cheetah Woods. love it!!!
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Post subject: Re: Tiger humor!!!!! Posted: December 6th, 2009, 9:02 pm |
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• David Thomas of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, on his dream golfing foursome: "Give me Tiger Woods and Jesper Parnevik, and we won't need a fourth."
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Post subject: Re: Tiger humor!!!!! Posted: December 6th, 2009, 9:03 pm |
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Serendipitous story lines like this? Only in Hollywood.
"There was a horse entered in the sixth race Friday at Hollywood Park named Driveliketiger," wrote Karen Pearlman of the San Diego Union-Tribune. "But the horse was scratched."
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Post subject: Re: Tiger humor!!!!! Posted: December 7th, 2009, 12:02 am |
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Post subject: Re: Tiger humor!!!!! Posted: December 7th, 2009, 12:02 am |
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Hope someone can translate that youtube
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