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FunGolfer
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Post subject: We knew the Other Shoe Had to Drop...............  Posted: November 9th, 2008, 4:28 pm |
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Fellow Business Executives:
As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
The Management
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Post subject: Re: We knew the Other Shoe Had to Drop............... Posted: November 9th, 2008, 5:11 pm |
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Guess that could come under the heading of "Be careful what you ask for" !!!!! 
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Post subject: Re: We knew the Other Shoe Had to Drop............... Posted: November 9th, 2008, 6:27 pm |
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Sounds like a good method to me.
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Post subject: Re: We knew the Other Shoe Had to Drop............... Posted: November 9th, 2008, 8:39 pm |
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DNRS wrote: Sounds like a good method to me.
Later, Yes indeed,, a very good one !!!
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Post subject: Re: We knew the Other Shoe Had to Drop............... Posted: November 9th, 2008, 11:51 pm |
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My sister just got a notice.
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Post subject: Re: We knew the Other Shoe Had to Drop............... Posted: November 10th, 2008, 8:04 am |
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Good one FG,  Most likely the best way to handle that situation.
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Post subject: Re: We knew the Other Shoe Had to Drop............... Posted: November 10th, 2008, 9:45 am |
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nuhips wrote: My sister just got a notice. Thats not good,,, !!!!! 
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Post subject: Re: We knew the Other Shoe Had to Drop............... Posted: November 10th, 2008, 9:46 am |
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tomtoes wrote: Good one FG, Most likely the best way to handle that situation. Sure hope it isn't catching,,, !!!!!
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Post subject: Re: We knew the Other Shoe Had to Drop............... Posted: November 10th, 2008, 6:47 pm |
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When I first saw that posted on "another" board, I answered that that was as good a way as any!! Just don't be a dumb enough owner to tell anyone that's how you did it!! 
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Post subject: Re: We knew the Other Shoe Had to Drop............... Posted: November 10th, 2008, 7:11 pm |
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I got it via e-mail.........already on the dark side.........
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