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Post subject: When you go to work next week...........................  Posted: November 1st, 2008, 9:31 pm |
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Notice to All Employees As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially elected into office, our company will install a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:
1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a 'fair shake.'
2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are 'too busy for overtime' to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.
3. All top management will now be referred to as 'the government.' We will not participate in this 'pooling' experience because the law doesn't apply to us.
4. The 'government' will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging it's workers to continue to work hard 'for the good of all.'
5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's 'good to spread the wealth.' Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more 'patriotic.'
6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!
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Post subject: Re: When you go to work next week........................... Posted: November 2nd, 2008, 9:52 am |
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I agree,,,, a haircut cannot be overlooked !!!!! 
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Post subject: Re: When you go to work next week........................... Posted: November 2nd, 2008, 3:53 pm |
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The haircut seems to be the only difference from what goes on now
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Post subject: Re: When you go to work next week........................... Posted: November 2nd, 2008, 5:08 pm |
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That's why I agreed on it !!!!! 
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Post subject: Re: When you go to work next week........................... Posted: November 2nd, 2008, 5:40 pm |
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Wonder if it will be the infamous $400 haircut
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Post subject: Re: When you go to work next week........................... Posted: November 2nd, 2008, 10:04 pm |
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nuhips wrote: Wonder if it will be the infamous $400 haircut Could be,,,, gotta cover the tourneys,, !!!
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Post subject: Re: When you go to work next week........................... Posted: November 2nd, 2008, 10:06 pm |
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Last night I was reading about all the support available for heating oil especially in the NE area
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Post subject: Re: When you go to work next week........................... Posted: November 3rd, 2008, 6:39 pm |
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Wouldn't doubt that !!!!
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Post subject: Re: When you go to work next week........................... Posted: November 3rd, 2008, 8:05 pm |
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Supposed to be a cold winter up there. Possible flooding predicted here Thursday. There goes the low lying golf courses until at leat May.
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Post subject: Re: When you go to work next week........................... Posted: November 3rd, 2008, 9:35 pm |
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May ?????
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